The Admiral and the Master Chief

An Admiral and a Master Chief were walking the base one day and they decided to get their haircut before they went to lunch. Coincidentally, they both got in the chair at the same time and were finished within moments of each other. At the end of the service, the barber started to apply powder to the back of the Admiral’s neck. The Admiral says, “Don’t put any of that crap on me, I don’t want my wife thinking I was in a French whore house!” The Master Chief says, “Don’t worry about me, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a French whore house smells like.”