Paddy wife trouble
Paddy has been married to his wife for 15 years. They get to talking and she complains that he has never once gave her an orgasm. She thinks it’s cause the room is always too hot so they buy a fan… go at it and still.. nothing. She then says ‘the noise is putting me off Pad, why don’t you get your mate Mick to come in and flap us with a towel’ Mick comes in next night, flapping away… still, nothing. ‘Why don’t you change places Pad? Lets try that next time’ Next night Pad’s wife has multiple orgasm’s and has the night of her life. She has never had anything like it before… Pad looks up at Mick and says ‘See Mick, that’s how you flap a fucking towel’
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