Heat and hearing aids
I walked out and found my neighbor Bob working in his yard. He said, “It’s so hot, I think I need to go in and take off my hearing aids. That’ll give me a chance to cool off, too.” About an hour later, there’s Bob again, covered with sweat and red-faced from the heat. I said, “Bob, I am surprised you came back out since it is so hot out.” “I’m sorry,” Bob said, “I can’t understand you without my hearing aids.” So I raised my voice, saying, “I said, I am surprised you came back out since it is so hot out.” He answered, “Oh, I don’t mind the heat. I just wish I would remember not to wear my hearing aids. I get all hot and sweaty. I have to go in and dry them out. When I come back out, I get hot again. I become like deaf warmed over.”
Wahts your opinion?
Let us know what you think!
MORE
We hope you enjoy our best or check out random entries and vote for your favorites on the leaderboard.
Of course we are also happy about your sayings - here you can create new categories and post sayings: TELL US!