The russian general secretary, Leonid Brezhnev, calls in the head of the FSB, Sergey Beseda.
Leonid says "How many Ukrainian born citizens do we have in the russian federation?" Sergey says "About 5 million." Leonid says "How many do you think would leave if allowed to?" Sergey says "About 50 million."
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