So a man with no arms is walking around the store looking for help.

He walks up to a lady and asks her if she will pull his Willy out at a urinal so he can relieve his bladder. She reluctantly agrees and they go into the bathroom. She pulls his Willy out and the room is filled with this grotesque smell and it’s green and disgusting. She then exclaims ,”oh my god what is wrong with that thing!” He then pulls out his arms from inside his sleeves and says,” I don’t know but I ain’t touching it.”