A man goes to the doctor, worried about premature ejaculation

"You gotta help me doc, my sex life is non-existent, I last too little in bed" "Well, well, premature ejaculation is a common issue. Many men are afflicted by it, no need to feel shame. Tell me, how long do you generally last? 5 minutes?" "No, doctor, way less..." "1 minute?" "Sorry... Less than that.." "Less? You mean like 5 seconds?" "No, even less..." "Oh come on, you gotta be fucki--" "Ggggnnnnneeeeeeeeeh"