A young boy asks his Grandfather, a farmer, to explain to him how sex works

so the Grandfather starts to explain: "First you get up and feed the animals, milk the cows, clean the stables, collect the eggs, and then you go and plow the fields, maintain the farm equpiment, cut wood,..." "But Grandpa that doesnt sound like sex." "Maybe, but thats how I have been fucked all my life."