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A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven

In heaven he meets God, and after talking for a bit he says, “Hey, want to hear a joke?” God nods, so the the guy tells him a holocaust joke. God looks at him blankly and says, “That’s not funny.” So the guy apologises and says, “I guess you had to be there”

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