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A man wanted to marry 3 women, so he developed a test to see which was the most fit.

he decided to give them each 10,000 dollars to see what they did. the first women got plastic surgery and told him, “Look, I made myself extremely beautiful just for you!” the second bought him many gifts and said, “Look! I have given you all the gifts I can!” the third invested the money, made 30K, gave the man back the original 10K, and then invested the rest. she said, “Look! I invested out money so that when we retire we can live peacefully in an abundance of wealth!” The man thought long and hard, and eventually made his decision. he married the one with the biggest tits.

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