Hush

3 nuns in line for confession.

The first nun says “forgive me father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s penis with my hand”. The priest says “ say 10 Hail Marys and wash your hand in holy water.” The third nun hears this, jumps in front of the second nun and says “Can I wash my mouth out before she washes her ass?”

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