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A lady goes to a pet-store to buy her snake a mouse

Every time she walks in the store The parrot in the corner screeches You’re Fucking Ugly! The lady demands to see the manager… Ok’ I’ll have a word with it… The next time she walks in… The parrot screeches “You Know!”

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