Vladimir Putin, Joe Biden, the pope and a 8 year old boy is on a airplane together
The airplane starts crashing, and they have to use parachutes to jump down to save themselves. One problem though: they only have three parachutes. Putin goes first and says: I am the smartest man in Russia, and the Russian people needs me! Then he takes a parachute, puts it on, and jumps. Then Biden says: I am the american president and the United States needs me! Then he takes a parachute, puts it on, and jumps. The pope says to the boy: I am a very old man hand have lived a long life, whilst you are still a child. Take the last parachute and save yourself. Then the boy says: There are a parachute for both of us. The smarted man in Russia took my backpack
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