Hush

Two magnets walk into a bar

Once they’re through the door, the immediately fly to other sides of the room. The bartender comes up to one of them and asks “What happened to you two? I thought you were practically inseparable. The magnet replies “After what happened this weekend…” It shakes its head. “It was so polarizing, we can’t even be close to each other.”

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