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A newly married couple bought two sleeping coach cabin tickets in a train. The journey was on a weekday and not that many people buys sleeping coach

tickets for that route. Once they went inside the cabin, they saw no one was around. They smirked at each other meaning they could make love vigorously during the journey as they were alone. But suddenly, breaking their hopes came an old bearded religious man wearing long white robes. They began the journey sitting for few hours. The husband and wife offered some food that they brought to the old man. They smiled and had a little chit-chat for some time and decided to lay the beds of the cabin after a while. The cabin was relatively small and only had two beds on top of each other. The old man was on the lower bed and the couple went to the upper deck. The husband suddenly felt horny and let the wife know he wants it. The wife replied, that the old man will definitely hear if she moans during sex. The husband came up with a solution to that and said, "if you feel good, just say mango, and if it hurts, say jackfruit". To which the wife agreed. Time went by and they enjoyed their time. The wife kept saying, " jackfruit! Pass me the jackfruit!" when it hurt and, "no mango is fine, mango, mangoo" when it felt good. The whole night passed and they didn’t even know when they fell asleep. Next morning when the train reached the destination, the couple got down and packed their stuff. The wife, as a formality said to the old man that it was nice to meet him and if he had any problems during the journey. To which the old said, "Well daughter, the journey was alright, apart from the spilled juices all over me from the fruits you ate all night long".

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