This Lady had a show dog,

It was a purebred Schnauzer from a champion blood line. All of her time and money went into taking care of this dog. The only problem, she always gets second place. Every dog show, second place. Well, she’s at the Westminster dog show, the biggest in the world and again, she gets second place! Infuriated, she’s wondering why in the hell her perfect dog keeps getting second place when she notices a young judge standing over in the corner by himself. Carefully, she walks over to him making sure no one is watching, looking all around, she whispers “I know we could both get into real trouble but I really need to know what’s wrong with my dog, I keep getting 2nd place?” Nervously and looking all around he says” Ma’am, I know exactly which dog is yours and it’s a beautiful dog but there is 1 thing wrong with it. If you remove the hair between its toes, you’ll get first place every time. I could get in big trouble telling you this but if you get some Nair, put it between his toes, first place every time.” She looks around to make sure no one is watching, slaps him $50 and leaves right away to the store. When she gets to the store, she decides to pick up a few other things since she’s already there. After she gets everything she needs, she makes her way to the checkout where it just so happens it’s this young man’s first day on the job as a cashier. He’s trying to be polite as he’s ringing up her groceries when he gets to the Nair. Being polite, he says to the lady, “Ma’am, you need to be careful on the area you use this because your skin will become sensitive.” She replies, “ well it’s for my Schnauzer!” The young man says “well then, don’t ride a bike for a few weeks.”