An American man walks into a bar in Russia...
He goes to the counter and orders a whiskey. A Russian man at the end of the counter starts laughing and says: "Who the fuck do you think you are? This is Russia, we drink vodka here." The American flips a coin into the air and shoots a bullet through it. He says: "Bill, Pecos Bill... And who the fuck are *you*?" The Russian pulls down his pants revealing two cocks and three pairs of balls. He says "Bill, Chernobill..."
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