A man and a woman are on the game show “Password”…

The password is “horsecock” Panicked, the guy starts to look around, trying to figure out how to describe this word to this poor woman. “How are they even using this filthy word on TV!?” Realizing he has to say SOMETHING, he starts: Man: “Um, it’s big…” Woman: “Hmm, will it fit in my mouth?” Man: “oh…uhm…well, maybe?” Woman: “Is it horsecock?”