A man summons a genie from a lamp
The genie says he’ll grant 3 wishes.The man’s first wish is for infinite wishes.Well the genie tells the man that he can’t wish for more wishes.So the man wishes for an umbrella.The genie does so and then ask “Why do you need an umbrella?”.The man then says “Now shove it up your ass”. With a painful groan the genie does so.He then says “Okay weirdo,what next?”. The man then says “Now give me more wishes before I make you open the umbrella”
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