A woman was reading Cosmo next to her husband…

“Walter,” she said. Walter grunted; she continued “Let me read you this hot sex tip I just read in Cosmo. I think we should try it.” “Girls, you know your boy toy has fun with you in the bedroom, and that he’s never going to complain. But even the hunkiest hunk can get tired of the same old same old. So we’re going to tell you a sex tip that will have him coming back for seconds and thirds. When he’s laying on the bed, gently roll down his pants and his boxers. Then very gently take his member in your hand and stab repeatedly with a sharp kitchen fork to aerate and allow juices to flow. Let sit three minutes, then put the meat directly onto a baking sheet and bake in a 400 degree oven for ten minutes. Let it come to room temperature, slice, and serve to your guests.” “What the hell?!” Walter finally said. “And that’s why you’ve got to stop getting my magazine pages sticky,” she replied. (Terrible joke, I know… but used to make me laugh.)