An elderly man dies while having sex.

The granddaughter, not yet knowing the cause of death, hurries to her grandparents’ house to comfort her grieving grandmother. When she asked what happened, her grandmother said “Well dear, even in our advanced age we still did our best to have fun in bed. But you know your grandfather had his heart issues, so we had to do it to something to keep the rhythm at a pace that was safe for him. We decided to do it on Sunday mornings when he could follow the ringing of the church bells. He’d go in with the ding, out with the dong, in with the ding, out with the dong, and so on.” “So what killed him?” Asked the granddaughter. “Well he’d be alive and with us today if that doggone ice cream truck didn’t decide to go down our street at the same time!”