A British man and an American man get into an argument about which country is better

The American shouts, “The US is far superior! We have a more powerful military, a better government, and far better infrastructure!” In retaliation the Brit yells, “The UK is obviously better! We have much more beautiful cities, people aren’t starving on our streets, and the Queen is better than any leader you could ever dream of!” “Lies, all lies!” the American continues to shout, “All you Brits have the personality of that tea that you drink every second of the day, and your Queen is a worse leader than even Putin!” At hearing this the Brit gets very angry. He says, “How about we settle this once and for all! This Saturday at 8:00, behind the bar in old town! I’ll bring one of my mates, and we’ll see which country is better!” The American takes the bait. “I’ll bring one of my friends, but this is a fight that you can’t win, not even if you had every one of your Royal Guards here to bring me on!” So, at 8:00 the next Saturday the American brings his friend to the meeting place. His friend is a hulking 6’9” and is 270 pounds of pure muscle. However the British man was not there. After a few minutes the American sees a lone figure walking up the alley. As he enters into the light he can see he is the British man. Before he can say anything the Brit pulls out a gun and unloads into the American. He doesn’t stop firing until the magazine clicks empty. The American’s friend stands there shocked for a moment before saying, “He said this would be fight against you and your friend!” The Brit re-holsters his weapon. “Wrong,” he says, “I said I would bring my M8.”