I went to the doctor about my bowels.
I told him that my bowels were as regular as clockwork and that I had my first bowel movement at 7:30 every morning. He said “that’s great. Very healthy bowel habit. What can I help you with?” “We’ll doctor the problem is that I don’t get up until 8am!!”
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