The cock.

A farmer buys a cock. The day he buys the cock he fucks all the 150 hens the farmer had in the coop. The farmer is clearly angry. The next day he finds the cock has started fucking ducks and geese as well. He now even more angry than ever before throws him out in the open and leaves. An hour he finds the cock half dead and panting and vultures circling over his head. The farmer goes and shouts, “ You horny bastard you deserve this.” To which the cock opens an eye and quietly replies, “Sssshh…….. don’t make loud sounds they are about to land.”