Two statues

There are two statues in the park, 9 feet (3 meters) apart. A handsome young man and a beautiful young woman, staring into each other’s eyes in love, but helpless to move to fulfill their shared desire. One day a benevolent wizard is walking through the park and sees them. Filled with pity he does some wizard stuff and brings them to life. Filled with joy, they jump off their pedestals, rush into each other’s arms, and dash into the shrubbery. There is great squealing in joy, giggling, and thrashing of the bushes. Eventually they emerge from the bushes, hand in hand. The woman smiles at the man. She says “That was great. Now I’ll hold the pigeon and you shit on it’s head.”