Hollow Statue

An Italian immigrant finally makes some money after years of hard work. He decides to have a custom home built. As the contractor went over the plans with the man, the man described the details of each room down to the the colors of the walls. When they finally got to the front hallway, the man said “anda ina thisa niche I’m a wanna hallo statue”. Months went by until the final inspection came. Everything was in perfect order until they came to the front hallway. The man was very upset. He said “watta u dune ina hear”. “Where is mya hollo a statue?” The contractor explained “in the niche we have a very high quality marble replica of the Venus di Milo that was painstakingly hollowed like you specified!” The Italian man said “ no no , u no unnerstan. I wanna dat ting goes ringa ringa an I goa ‘hallo Is statue?’”