I walked inside an Amish donut shop

Upon arriving the shack, I see the man casually squishing the bread with his armpits. “What the hell are you doing?!” I say, as the man looks at me with a smile and says “Well, we amish don’t use technology around here son, this method gives it the fermentation it needs. “Whatever.” I respond. “I’ll just take the creamed donut over there on display”