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A very talented rabbit

Alice loves walking through the park and saying hello to anyone she hasn’t met before. One day, she comes across a man with a pet rabbit. She asks if the rabbit can do any tricks, and she is greeted with an amazing performance. Without going into too much detail, the rabbit is easily one of the best performers Alice has ever seen in her (admittedly short) life. By the end of the performance, a large crowd has gathered to watch and cheer on the rabbit. Alice gives the man some money to buy food for his very talented rabbit, and goes on her way. Alice continues visiting the park every day as she normally does, and every day the man and his rabbit are there, sitting on the same bench. She doesn’t approach them as she doesn’t want to bother them much, but the man and his rabbit always wave to her as she walks by. A few more weeks pass by, and a Alice decides to talk to the man again. “Where did your pet learn all these tricks?” “Well,” responds the man, “I’ve had Fred here since he was a baby. His whole life he’s been training to do amazing things like you saw a few weeks ago. In fact, his parents were in the circus, so you could say it’s in his blood.” Alice finds this fascinating, but she’s still confused about one thing. “How did you teach him to wave? I didn’t even think rabbits could do that.” “Oh, I never taught him that. He’s just a naturally wavy hare.”

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