A man is driving down the highway at 60 mph when a three legged chicken passes right by him.

In shock, he decides to follow the chicken down this dirt road. He sees the chicken run onto this farm and into barn. The man gets out of his car and goes to the front door to speak with the farmer. “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you, but I was driving down the highway doing atleast 60 mph when I was passed by a three legged chicken. I followed him here and saw run into your barn back there. Do you know anything about this?” The farmer says “Yes I do. You see, I love chicken legs, my wife loves chicken legs, and my son loves chicken legs. So i came up with this idea to create a three legged chicken in order to feed my family with just one chicken.” “Wow. That’s incredible. I’ve never seen that before. How is it? Does it taste like a normal chicken?” Asks the man. “I don’t know. We haven’t been able to catch the mother fucker yet”