A man wakes up in the hospital. An attractive nurse says “you were in a bad accident and you can’t feel anything from the waist down”…
So the man replies, “well then can I feel your tits?” -Gilbert Gottfried original told on the Doug Loves Movies podcast. RIP Gilbert.
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