Silent and not smelly…

A man goes to the doctor’s office and waits for his turn to be seen. Once inside, the doctor asks him what’s wrong. Man: I have a weird problem, doc. It doesn’t affect anyone else but is a minor inconvenience for me. I thought I should see you and get it checked anyway. Doctor: Ahem.. good. So whats wrong? Man: you see, I fart a lot… like all the time. But its okay because they are totally silent and not smelly at all. In fact since coming in here I must have farted two dozen times but you wouldn’t have noticed. Doctor: Hmm, interesting… here, take this medicine everyday and see me in a week. A week goes by and the man is back. Man (clearly upset): What crappy medicine have you given me, you quack? My farts, although still silent, are like the worst smelling shit now. Doctor: Good. So now that we have cleared your sinuses, lets work on your hearing…