A scientist, a mathematician and a geologist walk into a bar

They sit next to each other and strike up a conversation about their respective fields of work. The mathematician says “I work in a middle school teaching the next generation and I make $30,000 a year “ The scientist says “I work in a laboratory and develop cures for sick people. I make $50,000 a year!” The geologist says “ I work in a laboratory and I detect volcanic activity and earthquakes, i save lives by warning people of the danger. I make $45,000 a year” After discussing their wages and having a few drinks they exchange a few words and part ways. On his way home, the mathematician is driving recklessly and is pulled over by the police, arrested for drunk driving, and is given a D.U.I Similarly, the scientist is also pulled over for a broken taillight. the scientist was honest about having a drink but since he was drinking responsibly, his alcohol reading was under the legal limit, so he was let go with a warning for the taillight The geologist was Not pulled over because no police hadn’t seen him breaking any laws. On his way home, the geologist, being intoxicated, ends up hitting a man who was on the sidewalk. He jumps out of the car and calls 911, EMS arrives on the scene but the man was pronounced dead at the scene. The geologist was convicted and sentenced to life in prison, leaving behind his wife and 2 kids. There is no joke, no matter who you are or how Much you make fuck Off if you drink and drive,