Magical Octopus

There was once a Man who traveled with the local fair, portraying his Magical Octopus. One fair a little boy cam up and said "how is he magical?" the man replied with " he can sing and play any instrument" so the little boy handed over his harmonica to the octopus. The octopus glanced at it, picked up the harmonica, and started belting out a beautiful harmonic tune. Hearing the beautiful sound, more and more people came over to the booth, to see the magical octopus. Another man brought fourth a banjo - and once again the octopus picked it up, got situated with it, and then brilliantly performed a country tune. A woman brings up a saxophone and - yes once again the octopus played a soulful tune with a lovely deep vocal verse. The crowd cheered and applauded the octopus for his wonderful performance, but it was short lived as a large Scottish man cut through the crowd and violently slams his Bagpipes in front of the octopus. The Scottish man spouted- "Here octopus play these!" The Octopus looked at them and began to slither in between the individual pipes The Scottish man seeing this howled at the crowd "you see , his octopus cannot play the instrument of my land!" Frightened by the commotion, the Man said "Dont be silly, Octopus!, Play the Bagpipes !" The Octopus still entwined,looked up at the Man and said "PLAY IT,I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!"