A hot blonde, a priest, and a gorilla walk into a bar. (One of my favorite jokes. It’s long but worth the read)

A hot blonde walks into an old 200+ year old bar in Boston. The bar is old but has a trendy hipster vibe to it with signature mixed cocktails. Without the large wooden sign on the wall that read “One of the Oldest Pubs in the Country”, you would think you were in a modern bar that opened yesterday. The hot blonde walks in and looks over the menu. The drinks all had unusual names. She skims it over and sees a “This Sex is on Fire Cocktail” and immediately orders it without even knowing what’s in it, but the picture looked good. Bartender whips it up for her and ask her how she likes it. She takes a sip and responds with a smile on her face, “oh that will do just fine”. Priest walks in next. He doesn’t usually visit this type of Pub but his car had broke down and he figured he would have a drink while he waited for the tow truck. He looks over the menu and sees a drink called, “Fuck my Friday”, he ordered it without knowing what’s in it because thats exactly how he felt after his car broke down. (This was on a Friday in case you were wondering). The hot blonde was sitting next to him and ask him how his drink was. He responds with a smile, “that will do just fine”. Finally the gorilla walks into the bar. He is not a real gorilla but actually a man dressed like a gorilla. He had just gotten off work from his job at the zoo. He skims the menu and sees a drink called, “This Shit is Bananas”. Naturally, he orders that. The priest ask him, how is your drink Mr. Ape Man. The gorilla responds, “that will do just fine”. Anyways, the moral of the story is don’t fall for a title that says (One of my favorites jokes. It’s long but worth the read). It’s not always worth the read.