And old man visits a priest

An older man was riding his moped in a snowstorm to visit a priest to tell him that his 12th child had been born that day. Since the man was old and had a bit of trouble hearing, he thought ahead to what the priest would say so he could answer him. ”First he’ll say hello and then he’ll probably ask me how I managed to get there in such a snowstorm.” When the man reached the priest’s house, the following conversation was had: Priest: Hello Old man: Hello Priest: How have you managed to father twelve children already? Old man: There’s nothing to it, just strap in your beanie and helmet, and ride the old girl as fast as you can.