My Girlfriend finally left her ex-lover for me
I was on top of her, naked. We were about to start having sex. "Go on. Fuck me harder than your father with your hot, pulsating dick" Shocked my mouth opened wide at her words. "Damn bitch, Our father just died recently"
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