Coroner

Tim, a local coroner, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day” replied Tim. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the hotel manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had a huge erection. Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried snapping it in half”. “I see” said his wife, “that must’ve been awful, but how did you get the black eye?” Tim replied “wrong room”.