A man goes hunting.

in the woods outside of town he encounters the biggest scariest bear he has ever seen. The bear reaches down and bends the barre of his rifle like a bugs bunny cartoon. With panic in his eyes the man looks at the bear and the bear says. “ Son you have wandered into my home and being a civilized creature I will give you a choice 1. Be consumed here and how. Or 2. I have my way with you and you may return to your family. The man walks back into town with a haunted look in his eyes and walks into the bar and stands for a few rounds. After a few he gets angry. “That damn bear he won’t get the better of me.” With his courage fortified he heads to the local sporting goods store. Buys a gun bigger than his last and a box of ammo. He heads back to the woods. After a short time a great big bear paw reaches over his shoulder and wraps the barrel of the rifle into an s curve. The hunter drops to his knees as the bear speaks softly into his ear. “ Same deal as last time.” The hunter closes his eyes tight and prays for strength. Feeling hollowed out the hunter waddles into the bar in town. Has twice as many drinks, his friends think he just didn’t get a deer yet but him rounds of commiseration. As the sun sets the hunter heads back to the woods with the biggest and most deadly rifle money can legally buy. After a bit a great paw lands on his shoulder. With horrible trepidation the hunter looks into the soft furry face. The bear says “Son your not out here for the hunting are you?”