An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman are all avoiding tax…

They’re told to avoid suspicion, if someone asks they’re name to look around for inspiration and make one up. The Englishman is in town when a man in a suit comes up to him and asks for his name. In a panic, he says: “errr John”. The man questions, “John what?”, so he says “John Lewis” and the man carries on his day. The man in the suit then goes up to the Welshmen in a shopping centre and asks his name. The Welshman says: “It’s Mark”. “Mark what?”. The Welshman claims “It’s Mark Spencer”. Satisfied, the man carries on and meets the Irishman on a high street. He asks the same question, to which the Irishman replies: “Ken”. The man asks “Ken what?”, to which the Irishman says “Kentucky fried chicken sir!”