The alligator

A guy enters a bar with an alligator under his arm and announces to the patrons “here’s the deal, I’m going to open this alligators mouth and put my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute and then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks”. The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gators mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitalia unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says, I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try. After awhile, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll give it a try” she says, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”