Three men in a bar were bragging about their performance

The first man says “I’m so good at satisfying my wife, she floats an inch above the bed afterwards” The second man quickly responds, “That’s nothing. After sex, my wife floats a full foot above the bed”. The third man snort laughs, “I’m so good that after sex, my wife hits the ceiling”. Both men turn and look to the third man. “Wow, what’s your secret?” After a dramatic pause the third man speaks up… “After we finish, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtain.”