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Larry, Moe and Joe die and go to heaven

At the pearly Gates, St Peter tell them well since you were overall good people I’ll let you into Heaven however all your Heavenly possessions will be based on how faithful you were to your spouses. Let’s start with you Larry: in 20 years of marriage you cheated on your wife Jennifer 5 times, that means here you will have a 2 bedroom apartment and a Nissan to move around. Next up, Moe, you cheated on Linda, your wife for 25 years a total of 20 times, you will live in a rundown studio in the worst part of heaven and drive a 74 Pinto. Now Joe, you were married to Jane for 30 years and Never were you unfaithful. Not even once. You will therefore have a Beachside Luxury penthouse, VIPs to all of our celestial nightclubs and a brand new Lambo. After a couple of months go by Moe is driving his Pinto and sees Joe in his Lambo on a red light crying his eyes out. He says “hey Joe what’s with the tears man, you got all this nice luxury items for all eternity, you are friends with all celestial celebrities, why are you crying??” Joe replies tearfully: “I just saw Jane Homeless, moving around on a Skateboard”

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