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SGT. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps goes to another whore house.

So, one day SGT. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps was driving down the highway when he saw a sign on the highway for a whorehouse up ahead. Now the Sergeant had seen and done just about everything sexual, so he decided to stop in as they were advertising they had the most unique sexual acts in the country and he was really horny. So, the Sergeant walks into the whorehouse and the madam come up to great him. “How are you this evening Soldier. How may we please you tonight?” She spoke. “My name is SGT. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps and I saw you advertising very special sexual acts you performed here. Now I have seen and done just about everything sexually so unless you can offer me up something totally unique that I have never done before I am going to turn around and leave.” he replied. “Well.” The madam said. “If you want to try something really unique, something I can guarantee you have NEVER tried before then you have come to the right place. Just you go up those stairs and enter the second door on the right. Doris will certainly show you a thing or two.” So, the Sergeant goes up the stairs with a bit of excitement but also some doubt in his head. He really had seen and done just about every sexual act, and he really was hoping for a new experience. He enters the 2nd door on the right and there on the bed is an extremely old woman. Very old. So old she can barely walk. “Greetings Soldier.” She rasped. “It’s been a while since I have had a customer. How may I pleasure you tonight?” She spoke. He replied “My name is SGT. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps and I have seen and done it all. The madam downstairs says you know some kind of totally unique sexual act and I’d like to hear about it. Something I would of never done before. I’ll pay you well if you can and if not I’m going to turn around and leave right now.” “Well.” She rasped. “I still know a few things son that I can guarantee you have never done before. Let’s see...” She said as she thought for a moment. “Yes.” She said. “I can do something you would of never of done before. So have you ever had sex before in the eye?” She asked? “Wait. What?” he asked in confusion. “Have you have had sex with a woman in her eye?” She replied. And as she said this she reached up and pulled her glass eye out of her eye socket leaving a nice big gaping hole in her head. “Would you like to fuck an old woman in her eye socket?” She asked. “I bet you’ve never done that before!” He thought for a moment then with excitement he replied “Ma’am now that IS something I have never done before. SGT. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps will gladly take you up on your offer!” So, they both get undressed. The old hooker took a bit of time due to her age. They then proceeded to have sex. She got him hard then her proceeded to start fucking her right in her eye socket. He grabbed her by the back of her head and skull fucked her real hard till he came explosively. “Wow that was incredible!” He exclaimed as he said there panting. He then slowly started to get dressed again and paid the old woman. As he was about to leave, he turned and said to her “Ma’am that was actually a very unique experience. Thank you. If I come back through here again sometime, will you still be here? I’d like to see what else you have to offer.” “Well. I should be.” She spoke slowly. “I’ll keep an eye out for you.”

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