My top 5 bad jokes:

What’s a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? - White Vans What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? - One’s really heavy and the other one’s a little lighter Why did the NFL coach go to the bank? - To get his quarter( )back What does Jeff Bezos do every night before he goes to bed? - He puts his pyjAMAZON How much space does fungi need to grow? - As mushroom as it needs