Putin and President Zelensky went out one day…

On the way, Zelensky noticed an elderly lady crossing the zebra crossing. “Should I go help her?” He asked, “No” said Putin. “What do you get out of it?” A few minutes later Zelensky saw 2 people unnecessarily arguing, “Should I go break up the fight?” He asked. “No,” said Putin once again. “I don’t see anything wrong with a fight.” Later that day, Zelensky noticed a piece of trash on the floor, “Should I go put that piece of trash in the garbage?” He asked. “You know what! GO AHEAD, go throw away the garbage… JUST promise you will SHUT UP once you return.” Angrily said Putin. Zelensky smiled and happily accepted the deal… …Later that night Putin found himself stuck in the middle of a landfill.