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Wedding Beginnings vs. Endings

As a wedding nears its conclusion, the officiant asks the audience if any among them object to the marriage by asking that they speak now, or forever hold their peace. The lesser known counterpart to this is when, prior to the wedding’s start, the officiant verifies that nobody needs to use the restroom beforehand by asking that they speak now, or forever hold their piss.

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