This white dude gets engaged, and decides to take a solo vacation to Jamaica.

Before he leaves, he gets his fiancé’s name, Wendy, tattooed on his prick. He has the tattoo artist make it so, that when he’s flaccid, his tattoo would spell WNY. When he was erect, it would spell out her full name. He arrives in Jamaica, and is having the time of his life. While at one of the nude beaches, he goes into the men’s room to take a leak. While standing at the urinal, a huge, black Jamaican dude walks in, and begins using the urinal next to him. Our guy glances over and down at the Jamaican, and notices that his cock is tattooed with WNY also. Excited, the man asks the big Jamaican, “Sir, I noticed that you have WNY tattooed on your pecker. Are you dating a girl named Wendy too?” The Jamaican laughs, and says: “Oh no, no, no, Mon. When I’m erect, my tattoo spells out - WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, AND HAVE A NICE DAY!”