Visiting the brothel

A man who’d lost his wife a while back was tired of being lonely and decided to visit a brothel for some companionship. The madam sent him upstairs with one of the girls who asked him what he was looking for. The guy said that he’d been married to the same woman for years and that their sex life was never very adventurous. He was wondering if maybe she could introduce him to something a little different. She asked him if he’d ever tried sixty-nine. The guy said no but it’s sounds like fun. So they got undressed and went to it. They guy was really enjoying himself when after a few minutes the girl let out a particularly pungent fart. He was going to say something but was having such a good time he decided to let it go. But then after a few more minutes the girl dropped another bomb that smelled as bad if not worse than the first one. At this point the guy says alright that’s it, and he gets up and starts getting dressed. They girls says “What’s the matter, weren’t you having a good time, honey?” The guy says “I was having a great time.” And the girl says “Then what’s the problem?” And the guy says “I just don’t think I could stand sixty-seven more of those.”