Hush

A blind guy and a hunchback…

A blind guy and a hunchback were drinking in a bar. The hunchback suddenly remembered he promised his wife he would be home before midnight. So he rushes home, taking a shortcut through the cementery. While walking through this cemetery he suddenly hears: “BOO, i am a ghost, what’s on your back?” The hunchback replies: “eh… that’s a hump.” “Give it to me!”, yells the ghost. He takes away the hump and disappears. The hunchback, now released from his hump, overwhelmed with joy, thought: “i must tell my blind friend, maybe he can be helped aswell.” So back to the bar he rushes and he tells his blind friend what happened. He tells his friend: “Maybe he can make you see again!” The blind guy, as fast as he could, made his way to the cemetery. When he finally got there, the ghost apears. “BOO, I am a ghost, what’s on your back?” The blind guy replies: “eh… nothing”. The ghost answers: “Here, have a hump!”

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