Short joke

Upon hearing about Steve Irwin’s untimely death, Chuck norris began swimming the oceans looking for revenge. During his travels, searching for intel, he happened upon a pod of Orca whales. He immediately became their alpha and started showing them more effective ways to hunt seals, which really turned the female whales on. He had sex with the matriarch of the pod, lit a cigarette, told his new family of whales he had a mission that was more important than continuing to swim with them, and he began breast stroking across the pacific. After breast stroking for 7 months, he decided to stop at an island to ask for information. He instinctively knew their native language and began making the men laugh and the women blush. He found out that the sting ray was hiding out in Guatemala using the name Gustavo. So he had sex with a few of the island woman, gave them children, lit a cigarette, and began breast stroking to Guatemala. Upon arrival, he immediately found Gustavo, using sonar locating skills the orcas had taught him. “Eeeee” said Chuck Norris. And the sting ray was found. Chuck then began taunting the sting ray, calling him names like flap jack, and smooth waffle, and let the sting ray know that he had barbed his last human. “Steve Irwin was my friend” said Chuck. “I taught him everything he knew about crocodile hunting, and he taught me absolutely nothing”. And then Chuck began growling like a wild beast. And this scared the sting ray, who didn’t know whether to try to flee or stay and fight. After 20 minutes of deliberation, and avoiding eye contact while Chuck Norris violently growled and snarled, the sting ray lunged toward Chuck with a barb attempt. It was futile, and a mistake. The sting ray knew it was a mistake, because Chuck caught the barb with his second most dominant hand and ripped it off. Chuck then began barbing the sting ray to death with his very own barb. Chuck then consumed the sting ray, lifted his left leg and released a fart. The women of Guatemala all became uncontrollably aroused at the aroma that they were smelling. They began calling him papi and asking him if they could cook him supper. He declined, and lifted his normal cigarette smoking fingers to his lips, spread them apart into a V formation, and began whipping his tongue back and forth between them. This really got the Guatemalan women going, as they began to sweat from their arousal. After about 3 hours of pleasuring the women of Guatemala, Chuck lit a cigarette and breast stroked into the horizon and out of sight. The end