Appointment

I travel for work, and it sometimes decreases how often we get to have “sexy time.” I knew that I’d have to leave today, so last night when we went to bed I was all riled up and went over to kiss my wife. She said “honey you know I can’t, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow!” And I thought “well darn.” Then I laid there defeated for a minute, before saying “honey, you don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?”